A bathroom is THE most important rooms in the house. Anyone is ever at your house will be in that room at one time or another. So why not impress the honey dips while they have to go to the bathroom?!? Here's the guide to how to impress the honey dips with bathroom swag...
Sink - The one thing that every man overlooks. The sink is used more that the toilet (hopefully). With this sink, no one will skip out on washing their hands.
Bath Tub - Most dudes are shower users, but that's because they don't have a tub like this...
But if you get a sweet bathtub, how will everyone get to see it?!??!
Well, do what this guy does....
Shower Head - Wow, after I saw this shower head, I was speechless. There's nothing I can say. It's just amazing!
Toilet Seat - What better way to let the honey dip know you love music then to have her check out your toilet seat...
Every guy loves getting his drink on at the stadium. The only problem is drinks are ridiculously overpriced at concessions! Many dudes try to sneak their drink in the game, but the way security has been tightening down at stadiums, it's almost impossible to get a drink in. Others get their drink on before the game, but everyone knows the buzz won't last past the 1st quarter. So you may be asking, "How do you get your drink on for the whole game?" The answer? ....turn what appears to be a regular household item into a flask. If you are not clever enough to create your own, than you can purchase flasks that are well-disguised. If you do plan to make your own, it's gotta be legit. Here is the guide to how to get your drinks into the stadium.
1. The Old "Drink in the Sandal" Trick
What better way to get your drink on as you are sitting on the bleachers in the hot sun then to slip off a sandal and take a nice swig of your home-brew?
2. The "I Can See Clearly Now" Act
No one likes to sit up in the nosebleeds sober! Whip out your binoculars and enjoy your liquid lunch!
3. The "Man, I'm Feelin' Comfortable" Maneuver
Plop the cushion under your booty and you're in business. Just make sure to not stand up and cheer or another dude might jack your drank.
4. The "I'm Getting A Call In, Dude!" Gimmick
You'll probably be the only dude using your phone during the game! Just make sure you don't get your ass whooped for having your cell phone attached to your belt!
5. The "I Hate Sports, I Came With My Man" Ploy (For the Honey Dips who like to get their drink on)
For all the honey dips who like to watch sports, make 'em think you would prefer to read and write instead of watching boring sports. With this notebook, no dude will think you are boring!
Imagine you find yourself alone with this fly honey dip. You are really diggin' her and are wanting to set the mood and make things more intimate. A nice kiss here, maybe a booty squeeze there. But before anything like that can happen, you gotta set the mood! These here are some sure fire ways to get the honey feeling comfortable and in the mood.
1. Baby Making Music: Having a nice compilation of slow jams ready at your disposal is like carrying a loaded weapon... it is very effective. Most guys think one playlist of mood setting music is enough, but that's where they are wrong. The key is to have two playlists ready to go before the honey dip arrives to your crib. Some girls require the nice R&B joints to get in the mood, while others need the slower pop/rock hits. If you aren't sure what songs fall under each category, no worries. Here is a little taste of two of my top-secret, personal compilations of mood setters.
R&B Playlist Chris Brown - Take You Down
The-Dream - Falsetto
Fabolous - Into You
Lloyd - You
Ginuwine - In Those Jeans
Usher - Nice & Slow
Rock/Pop Playlist Augustana - Sunday Best
Colbie Caillat - I Never Told You
The Fray - Never Say Never
Iron & Wine - Flightless Bird, American Mouth
Mozella - Hurry Up & Choose
Taylor Swift - Today Was A Fairy Tale
2. Scented Candles: Lighting a few of these bad boys can definitely be effective. They add to the environment and relax the honey dip. The key is finding the right scents. Nothing too strong, but something rememberable. Kayloma Candles is one company that creates their own line of mood setting candles. Some of their scents include "Cashmere & Silk", "Sangria White Peach", "Midnight Vanilla", and "Butt Naked".
3. New McDonald's Commercial: This should be used as a last resort. In case you haven't seen it, the new McDonald's commercial is pretty hot . After watching it, your girl will, no doubt, be 100% in the romantic mood. It's fail-proof!
If that commercial is doing it for her, this one will seal the deal...
I have been rollin' in the same ride since I was in 11th grade. It's about time I got a new whip, but I am having a little difficulty deciding what I want to get. All of a sudden it dawned on me....this could be one of the biggest decisions I make in my entire life! Why, you ask? Certain rides attract a specific type of women. My '99 Nissan Altima was a two-face. During the day light it attracted absolutely no ladies. Not even the big ones. But at night time, when my ride was on a street that was not well lit, I got a lil' attention. But unfortunately, those ladies suffered from Big Toe Deficiency. So I'll be the first to tell you that I am very anxious to get a new whip. It's crucial that the ride I buy attracts the type of women I want. For all of the other fellas out there, I have created a guide to help make your honey dip/whip experience a more successful one.
1. Type of Honey Dip: Long Legged, Long Torso Lady
Type of Whip Required: Any 4-door car from the mid-90's that is sturdy enough for the lady to lean against and get her booty shakin' on (See same video from above).
